Free condoms. :P

Ahhhh, Tuesday. The day that is slowly filling up my supply of condoms.
To those who don't already know, people from the teen center stop by every Tuesday, handing out condoms. You can refuse, but it's easier just to shove the damn things into your pocket. Today is the first time I actually got one though. The first time, I refused. And the second time they got there after I had already gotten on the bus.

So, the contents of the packages:

The larger one, handed out by the girl:
A pen.
Two Durex condoms.
An instruction manual for the condoms.
A 10 ml bottle of lube.
A postcard with the address of the teen center on it.
A business card with the address of the teen center on it and the words "Return this card for your free gift"
A red condom in a box with a poem on the back that reads:

To give roses today would be corney;
   they cost, they die and they're
 thorney. So please don't be miffed,
      a red condom's your gift,
     'tis practical too 'cause
         I'm horney

The smaller one, handed out by the guy:
Two Durex condoms.
A 10 ml bottle of lube.
And the same business card as above.

There was another one, I think, that had lip balm instead of a pen.

Anyway, that's all for today.